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Groin or Balls

I was just on the phone with my mother, in which she and my father were discussing the location of his frozen bag of peas that he puts on his hernia.  My father claims its on his groin.  My mother says, on the other hand, if it’s on your groin its on your balls.

I hope you all live in a world where your parents do not discuss groins or balls with you.